Quivira in Verse By Jeanne Jones

LQ Classifieds, in Haiku

1. Eager fisherman
Seeks hard-to-get, plus-size fish
Carp need not apply.

2. Birdhouse vacancy
Long-term lease, new roof, lake view
Mealworms included.

3. Busy new parents
Seek au pair for five goslings
Duck Island address.

4. Single male feline
Seeks company for dinner
Small mammals preferred.